Cottage Cotton Throw Blanket, $275. Made of naturally hand-dyed organic cotton yarn, perfect for Dad when lounging on the couch or sitting around the fire pit. By Swans Island Company, manufacturing in Northpoint, Maine (pop. 1,863).
Small-Batch Moonshine, prices vary. Not available for online purchase but many options for in-person purchase across the state of Georgia. By Grandaddy Mimms Moonshine in Blairsville, Georgia (pop. 620). A massive shoutout to my beloved, late Grandfather, the coolest and best moonshiner I've ever known.